Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-24108228-20140819212322/@comment-10403993-20140823054141

''Since when did kerbals sleep. I thought they just smiled all the time, frowned, or just run around doing not so smart things? ''

As I paddled closer to Bento I realised there was a hut a with a farm. I hesitated for a while then realised the sun was high and the sky and reaching the hotter hours of the day. I paddled some more and heard a greeting of "Hello there!"

Paddling hastily towards the shore, I responded "Hello, and if you did not kill me as soon as I set foot on the island that would be much appreciated!"

Of course the man did not lower his sword, but at least he slowly backed away as I landed the raft. I slowly beached my raft, careful not to make any sudden movements, which would provoke him. I looked around spotting the strange creature, kept a straight face, and asked him, "Have you noticed anything crashing or exploding noises, and have you noticed a small, green alien sleeping on the ground underneath bush a few paces to your left?"