Thread:NoBanana/@comment-24480769-20140309160232/@comment-25812005-20140309170448

As a safety measure, we have also primed the cave with mass amounts of bombs and gunpowder. Any sudden movements will trigger the stove to fall into the pile of explosives, creating a maelstrom of lag that will exit you out of the server, removing whatever insurance you may or may not have acquired.