Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24108228-20140608151539/@comment-30638561-20140626023754

The solution:

IN THE ONE HOUR:

Acquire loads of medieval walls, coin presses, carts, and a farm kit.

First, appease the spire god.

Second, build a huge floating wall from spire to  desert, using coin presses as supports.

Third, ask the spire god for countless shipments of bombs, and start a farm to keep yourself nourished.

Fourth, Make the wall pass over desert tribe's village, and drop away. This will assumingly kill all of them. Now, make your 1337 walls around the island to fortify it.

This will deny them the mithril on that island, leaving only one mithril vein in the map (The other guarded by the spire god).

Wait until they start coming for you.

Now, harness your 1337 Counter-Strike skills and throw a bomb into the middle of the search party. This kills 2 searchers and splits up the rest.

Build an empty hut in the middle of mainland  and put a private door in front. Lay an upside-down  stone seat (you have one life, play dirty) in front of the door so that they get trapped when they go past the destroyed door. one person down, two to go.

Announce your presence on top of spire. When they come up the hatch to kill you, use your aforementioned 1337 CS:S SK1LLZ to shoot one in the head with a crossbow. Throw a bomb down if they're wearing hats. If one survives, have them piss off your friend spire god. He'll use the corpse as toilet paper.

Now there's only one enemy left, and he's at the magma base. Because you have slaughtered, blown up, AWPed, or naded everyone else, he won't be looking for trouble.

YOU'RE WINNER!