Board Thread:Questions and Answers/@comment-5380223-20130518154101/@comment-5354667-20140319192618

The joys of being a part of a flourishing wiki community, the flame wars on the boards and a productivity level of four.

I've been called names before, most recently "mean" by a seven year-old, though I have no idea whether or not that is a name or a word he learned that day in class. Either way, coming from a seven year-old is really powerful because you need to think about the way that they racked up the courage to talk to someone more than twice their age.

Anyways, back to the topic of dynamic lighting. I personally think that the dynamic lighting we have now is just fine. After all, who wouldn't love to run up to someone, brandish a lantern, effectively blinding them and yourself in the process, then running away blindly into a Teraphyx? If you wanted to get points for trying, try a crude torch first. Start small and work your way up, as my old teachers always used to preach before they unleashed a wicked exam that would take me two days to recover from.

I plan to mass produce lanterns and throw them into the lake on Mainland, then use status chat and type in all caps "Leo DiCaprio didn't win an academy award so everyone run away from Mainland", then live like a bat inside of a stone hall while the server goes into chaos.

I think my plan will work perfectly assuming that there are no curious bypassers wonderin gwhy I'm dropping tens of lanterns into water because that seems like something that would happen.