User blog:Narcoblix/I Had a Dream

I had a dream! A wonderful dream about lands far away, where the waters are infested with worms unless harvested by buckets, and the cows travel in circles. In this dream, I saw many people dressed in an assortment of armors, wielding a variety of tools.

It all changed when I walked in.

I was wearing something that happened to startle the others. I would be demanded with questions such as, "What the hell are you wearing,"  as well as, "What sort of hack did you enable to get that into the game!?" Alas, this invention was no hack nor exploit, but rather a newly introduced item into the game.

Ladies and gents, I present to you... The Kilt! Now, I know what some of you are thinking... And you're absolutely right. The Kilt would have absoultely no stats boosts or nerfs, and it would simply help define one player amongst a gaggle of others. You could dye it any variety of colors, even multiple at once. Aaaaaaaand I'm done. Dream journal over, that's pretty much where I woke up, the description of the the Kilt.

Lel.