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Ok then. I reckon I'll be ninjaed by at least two people while writing this post. The post above me as I start writing is #4.

Edit: Yup. Totally called that. =The Banana Solution= First off, I run (collecting some oil from the mainland lake as I go), as there isn't much for me back at the encampment. I head to bento island, and pull the "Help meh I'm on the run from evil peoples" trick (which almost always works). I join the tribe, and get ready to run away as soon as the war fleet from Tribe GlaDos gets back to base. I'll also have them lend me a load of iron and gold they mined from rockma (they'll have nothing better to do, nobody can leave the game), and tell me the new bluesteel recipe.

Once that's all done, and Tribe GlaDos finishes the raid, I'll go to spring, and block up the mine (which I assume contains the mithril). I sit in there for a while, and since nobody will bother going to spring, I use the iron I got to make steel, which levels my smithing, and start production of mithril tools. I'll make a butload of all of them before I leave (like, 6 of each). Once I finish, I'll be mostly forgotten, I never had a high profile in the first place and after a few hours nobody will remember me.

New Face
Using this to my advantage, I go to rockma, and mine a load of steel, coal, and extra gold. I'll also get the rockma hides so I can make my reinforced mithril armour. This will lower my profile even further, and the only people who will know I exist will be the miners for bento island. Assuming the bluesteel recipe is something like this now: Stainless Steel + Coal + Coal + Teraphyx Dust I will go to Teraphyx and kill the Teraphyx for their horns. I make a butload of bluesteel (according to my calculations, I will have mined enough chromium to make 42 bluesteel, so I make that much)

After I have finished that, I head to the spire survivor, which will be the only unblocked sulphur (Tribe GlaDos will have deemed it pointless to try and block something that is already so heavily guarded). I will try and negotiate, which probably wouldn't work, so I offer a bluesteel in exchange for a sulphur. Sulphur will be common for the survivor, so I should pass off this deal with ease (and improve relations with the Spire Survivor while I'm at it). At this point, I head towards paradise, and mine mithril there. I'll also blow open the sulphur vein encasement, and mine a load of sulphur and coal while I'm at it.

As a final step before making my Epitanium tool set, I will create a load of quarries, and make enough statues to cover mainland (or at least get level 8 architecture). I will store these statues, and create the materials I need for the Tainiumworks Forge. I climb the desert mountain, and engage in trade.

Epitainium Mastery
You can skip this next bit, it's rather lengthy.

I have a total of 40 bluesteel, and 30 mithril from my latest trip. This means I can trade for one Unobtainium to make my Tainiumworks forge, and then trade for another 12 Unobtainium. This leaves me with 27 bluesteel, 4 mithril, and 12 Unobtainium, along with the facilities to craft with it. I can now trade 24 more bluesteel and 12 Unobtainium to get a grand total of 6 Epitainium. I finish the job by getting another two Unobtainium, and that leaves me with: No Mithril One Bluesteel Two Unobtainium Six Epitainium

Now, since you left me with a lovely creative box for the Epitainium Tools, I shall assume it has a full tool set with the following stats.

Epitainium Sword Epitanium + Epitanium + Unobtainium Base Damage 150 Epitainium Spear Yew Handle + Yew Handle + Epitanium Base Damage 100 Epitainium Javelin Yew Handle + Yew Handle + Epitainium Base Damage 100 Epitanium Knife Epitanium + String Base Damage 85 Epitanium Hatchet Yew Handle + String + Epitainium Base Damage 100 Triple Wood Collection Epitainium Pickaxe Yew Handle + Epitainium Base Damage 85 Triples Ore Collection Epitainium Magic Cup Glass + Epitanium + Glass Holds 50 Portions Epitainium Fireball Steel + Epitainium + Oil + Charcoal + Steel 100% Burn Chance, 50 Stud Range Functions as an Everlasting Lantern Epitainium Armour Epitainium + Epitainium + Unobtainium + Rockma Hide Armour +1400 Health, +14 Walkspeed Epictainium Robotic Hand Stainless Steel + Epitainium + Stainless Steel Uses mind reading technology to combine all 5 basic survival tools into one. Epitainium Bow Iron Chunk + Iron Chunk + Epitanium + Rope + Rope Base Damage 100 Uses arrows, also accepts mithril arrows. Epitainium Arquebus Iron Chunk + Epitainium + Iron Plating Base Damage 200 Uses arquebus shots Mithril Arrow Refined Mithril + Stick + Feather Base Damage 50 Arquebus Shot Iron + Gunpowder Base Damage 100 I'd collapse that list, but the collapsing wiki-code only works on wiki pages apparantly. Still working on a workaround.

Ok, stop skipping now.

So after I have counted up my Epitainium, I will create a Epitainium pickaxe (for tripled mining outcomes), a set of Epitainium armour (for self defence, someone might have seen me climb the mountain), a Epitainium arquebus (for one shotting the bluesteel nubs), and a load of shots using the gunpowder I acquired, and an Epitainium Sword, for close ranged annihilation (which with the speed boost I get, will be quite a lot of the time).

I will now go back down to spring, and mine two veins of mithril, and three of chromium, using my triple yield pickaxe, resulting in enough materials to get yet another 4 Epitainium. I will do so, and use those to get a magic cup, fireball, bow and hand. I'll also make 18 mithril arrows, and I will now be prepared for anything! :D

Boom! Headshot!
Now that I am the unprecedented god of the server, and more importantly, the unprecedented god of the server that nobody knows exists, I will sneak onto one of the mainland plateaus near the house of the masters and pull out my arquebus. When one of them comes into view, I will kill them with a single blow to the head. In the case of sodalg, they get an extra mithril arrow or two to finish the job, owing to their armour. I'll try my best to escape the crowds trying to figure out what happened, and go to a safe island. Now that all the leaders of the tribe GlaDos are gone, the people are no longer enslaved, and will head their separate ways (once they figure out that they're not slaves anymore, which may take some time). I'll head to desert island and befriend the admin, start farming cacti, and shoot anyone who tries to make Unobtainium or Epitainium. Because I'm mean like that.

Deja Vu
After a bit of farming, I'll encase the top of the mountain in cacti walls, so nobody can get up. I'll also block off all the sulphur deposits except spire with bomb resistant materials, and arm the spire survivor with as much mithril and bluesteel as they can use at once. Poison will be blocked with bomb resistant materials. All mithril except spire shall be blocked, and all teraphyx shall be shipped off really far away, so nobody can find them. At this point, I head towards each individual settlement and tell them the news.

NoBanana: You have a new slave master. And this one isn't as stupid as the last. Come to the mainland slave grounds or be decimated. Your names are already written down, you cannot escape without me knowing.

They will be assigned a job based on what they did back in their old tribe. Either they will cook food (and it better be good food, or you'll be tasting bullets), build me massive structures (and if they're too short, the you will find yourself short of a head), supervise slave working (if your not cruel enough to them, mark my words, I'll be cruel to you), farm all the materials that the cooks need (they better not have shortages, or you'll end up with very dramatic shortages on your life expectancy), or do various menial work to serve my demands (tell the builders to build more, fetch me a apple pie, WHERE IS MY BUGSHARK!)".

And I'll be very careful that they don't find any way to rebel, they don't develop anything that may pull them away from their true task (no coin economies, no workers for workers, no settlements at other islands), and most importantly, nobody must leave the walls of mainland. Only the spire survivor is allowed to exist outside the walls of NoBanana's Slave Driven Monument Building Force.

Yeah. Bet you didn't see that ending coming.

My Comments
I'll assume somebody is going to say "What a copy of NoBanana's one." at some point, seeing as they are very similar. '''Edit: Ooh, someone already has. That's what I get for writing a post and getting ninjaed by two people.''' I would disagree with that. They may have the same basic concept, but the minor edits that are added make it much more fun. I honestly preferred answering this one than mine.

They may seem similar, but once you start answering them, you'll find a very different outcome (as you can see with the endings of my two stories).