User blog:Humanian/Scary Guy vs. The World featuring FLOATING CABBAGES?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Scary Guy grasped his knife and slowly ascended his hand toward the stranger's shivering throat. The stranger gulped as he went cold, frozen with fear. The Scary Guy savoured every suffering moment of the stranger's demise as he slowly continued to put more and more pressure onto onto the knife, cutting his throat in an extremely slow yet painful way. The stranger's bloodcurdling scream generated more enjoyment for the Scary Guy. The stranger finally died from his excruciating encounter with the Scary Guy. The Scary Guy glared, unblinkingly, at the stranger's dead body and bent down towards the deeply slashed throat. He opened his mouth and pressed it against the deep gash and sucked every last drop of blood out of the stranger's soulless corpse. He stood up once again and looked down at the pale body as he slowly gave a slight grin.

Walking away camly and innocently Guy, as he now preffered to be called, walked out of a gas station. As he walked out he took another peak at the dead bodies scattered around on the floor, art. Looking around to make sure no one saw his 'art' he kept walking, walking to his destination, the dumpster.

As he awoke to the sound of sirens he remembered his dreams, nice and gory. He looked outside the dumpster he was sleeping in to see a crime seen-

I'm sorry, I can't commit to writing a story. I may finish it later but I dunno ;c