User blog:69faab6268350295550de7d587bc323d/An Amazing Story

LOOK SO WUNS UPON A TIEM I WAS PLAYING THREOTHRE AND DEN I RELIZED DAT DERE WAS A DUDE WIT MTRL SWOR CHASIG MEH SO DEN I HOPED INT DA SEE AND I GOT IRON AN STUFF AN AFER DAT I MAD CHEEZE BIN AND DEN I WENT TO MAINLAN AN KIL ALL DA COW AN DEN I REMEMBER FROM GEOMETRY CLAS DAT MILK CUM FRUM COW UDER SO I HIT COW UDER BUT NODING HAPPENED SO I LOOK UP ON GOOGLE  "HIT UDER" AND NOTHIN CAIM UP SO I WEN TO DA WIKIPEDIA FOR COW AND IT SED SOMTING ABOUT SQUEEZY COW SO I REALIZED I WAS THIRSTY AND I MAID BUKIT AND IT TURNED OUT DAT U HAD 2 HIT UDER WIT BUCKET AND I GOT MELK AND MAD CHEEZE AND TRADE CHEEZE FOR VERY VAUABLE THING: HUT! SO THEN IN RL I WENT 2 A FARM AND I WANTED 2 MILK A COW SO I HIT A BOY COW UDER WITH BUKKIT AND IT WAS RELLY PISED OF ANND DEN IT STUCK ITS HORN THRU MEH ND BASHED ME TO THE GROUND SO HERE I AM IN HELL WRITNG DIS THANG