Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-25296344-20141007233751

Share your noob stories here I'll start off. When I was a noob I lived on Lynx eating flowers,one day I decided to explore I went to terathyx and stole some gold from a advanced tribe (they were storing it for mith swords). I somehow didn't die so I went back to Lynx and prepared for WAR with a slingshot (I found the wiki) so they came after me with a merchant frigate and promptly murdererd me... 