Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-24108228-20150711132827/@comment-26166027-20150714014318

30 minutes for me is enough time to make a few good "walls", and I'm good at flax survival anyway, so I get to work making a forge and iron tools to defend myself. Then, when they come, I'll be ready. Bombs are trash against thick walls, and you can always swim away.

Incase of the defense failing, I'll pick a flax flower, retreat to Plateau after a quick stop @ Teraphyx for an apple, grab one sand on the way up onto the plateau, and attempt to wall off the entrance. Armor makes you heavy so the attackers may fail at the parkour (unless they're Super Checkpoint Obby Speed Run mode good at parkour). I then get to work levelling up my farming skill, and make a pick to farm coal too. I level up my chemistry skill and make poison with the mushrooms that spawn on the island, and proceed to poison a glass of apple juice as an "apology" gift, and offer it to the attacker(s). They drink the poison and die. If one has a high skill in the skill needed to know if something is poisoned, I proceed to slay him/her in a sneak attack.

RIP server overlords 2015-2015

dun criticise me senpai i can dream ;<