Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-30638561-20141120223317

Post your own stupid skits!

Guy1: I think that I just stepped on a lego.

Guy2: Yes, you are stepping on legos; in fact, you are surrounded by legos.

Guy1: But so are you.

*Both proceed to scream in agony*

Guy1: Hey, Guy2, did you know that 2 million puppies and kittens are killed in shelters a year?

Guy2: That's so sad.

Guy1: Then why are you smiling?

Guy2: My face is stuck this way.

News reporter in 2013: This just in; for no apparent reason there is a mass outbreak of Attention Deficit Hyperactive Disorder. Everyone is making strange idle movements, including broad swings of the arm. 