User blog:Arelinna/Puns

Come up with creative 303 puns. Yes, I call myself a very creative person.

"Get your Boatsurance policy today; instantaneous refunds on all boats stolen! For this month, we're having a 20% discount on our Premium Admin Lord Policy and lowering the price into something actually possible to afford while being a non-admin! Boatsurance - the ultimate fraud!"

"Mithbusters are here to bust miths with their full-on mithril gear! Call 666-666-6662 for a free trial! Disclaimer: Mithbusters may accidently explode house if said mith involves gunpowder and fire."

Now come up with yours. Or some sort of figurative language. Or waffles.