Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-25537956-20150729224333/@comment-24108228-20150801204804

They're added, but I immediately protest and find every little flaw in their design, eventually convincing enough of the community that they're evil and that they should protest against them. They're unimplemented within three days.

I wish that bugsharks with lazer cannons on their back were implemented, and that they hunted down every single big-headed noob who thought that memorising half the recipes was an incredible feat.