Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-24108228-20140819212322/@comment-24046900-20140824015843

''That isn't really the FIRST thing I would do if I was sane before waking up an alien. First, I would check for weapons, perhaps a nuke, or a conventional explosion the size of my house. But then again, you are WAKING UP AN ALIEN, NOT THE SANEST ACTION...''

I awoke from my nearly day long nap to see two human faces peering at me. One was screaming in my ear.

I don't think kerbals have an ear model, but its one of those things of the human body you take forgranted, so lets roll over that.

One had a sword that looked like a real sword his hands, which, initially worried me, but those thoughts were dispelled due to the fact that if he wanted me dead, he would just suffocate or run his sword through me, which, just ends up in a giant puff of suffocating white smoke.

I recognized the language he was speaking and said humorously, (but probably inappropriately as the person with the sword could kill me at any second) "NO. I DON'T. Are you people friendly?"

I'm ending this here, you guys continue this conversation, I REALLY don't know how to do conversations.

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