User blog comment:Penguinkangaroo/terrible tales/@comment-24506668-20121225232817

One day this dude was blocking a santa, so I blew up his hut and he spontaneously combusted with it. The end. But of course, his ghost had to haunt me, so he stole my stuff and tricked me into eating Sodium. I exploded, too. The end. But then again I had to have my revenge, so I pushed him into a black hole and nobody ever saw him again. Or me.