Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-25411747-20140722071511

First things first, I'm the Craftist (Craftist)                                                                               Drop the building down and let the whole world see it (let them see it)                                  And I'm still in the Builda Bizness                                                                                           I could craft it now, like I'm giving a lesson in Smithings (right right)                                                                                                                                                                              (mind the gaps my computer was being stupid)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            You should want a bad Fisha like this (huh?)                                                                         Drop it low and pull 'em up just like this (yeah)                                                                       Cup of Ber, Cup of App, Cup of Pear                                                                                                                                                                                                                                Iron Armor, somethin' worth a half a pile of Steel Mix (Steel Mix)                                            Eatin' all the meat straight, never end that (never)                                                               Lighthouse like we bringin' 3-302 back (what?)                                                                      Bring the Mithril in, where the Bluesteel at? Snow Water spillin', you should taste that

I'm so crafty                                                                                                                           You already know                                                                                                                   I'm in the Trade Lane                                                                                                          From Rockshard to Catacomb                                                                                                                                                                                                                                I'm so crafty                                                                                                                        Can't you taste my Gold? Remember my game                                                                                                              'Bout to roll

I said "Anna, I do this, I thought that you knew this"                                                             Can't stand no raiders and honest the truth is                                                                     And my fishing retarded, each cast did depart it                                                                    Noobly on Profist, I can't base in no compartment                                                                  To get my Gold on time, if they not Gold decline                                                                                                                                                                                                           And swear I meant that there so much they give that line a rewind                                       So get my Gold on time, if they not Gold, decline                                                                   I just can't worry 'bout no raiders, gotta stay on my rhyme                                                  Now tell me, who build that, build that? That make that, make that? Put that Bluesteel all over, I thought you knew that, knew that                                              I be the F-R-E-E-Z, smith my name in Gold                                                                            I been crafting, I'm up in here with some Steel to throw

I'm so crafty                                                                                                                          You already know                                                                                                                  I'm in the Trade Lane                                                                                                           From Rockshard to Catacomb                                                                                               I'm so crafty                                                                                                                    Can't you taste my Gold? Remember my game                                                                                                          'Bout to roll

Trash the 'Cano                                                                                                                  Lets get drunk on Death Water                                                                                         Make the Mith Spear                                                                                                         Feels so good killing who I want                                                                                         Yeah, keep on building it up                                                                                          Pavillion swinging, we don't give a stump                                                                             Build star, yeah I'm da boss                                                                                               Rarer than sandstone, you don't get to touch                                                                      Wow...

Still buildin', how you love that? Got the whole server asking how I done that                                                                       Mith boy, hands on, just touch that                                                                                      Look at it I bet you wishing you could wear that                                                                     It's just the way you craft it, huh? It so good, you just wishing you could smith it, huh? Never turn down a smithy,                                                                                              Slaying these Lynx, Gold Arrow in the Yew Bow

I'm so crafty                                                                                                                          You already know                                                                                                                   I'm in the Trade Lane                                                                                                         From Rockshard to Catacomb                                                                                               I'm so crafty                                                                                                                        Can't you taste my Gold? Remember my game                                                                        'Bout to roll

Who that, who that, F-R-E-E-Z                                                                                            That do that, do that, F-F-R-E-E-Z                                                                                     Who that, who that, F-F-F-R-E-E-Z                                                                                       Roll

Who-who-who-who that, who that, F-R-E-E-Z                                                                     That do that, do that, F-F-R-E-E-Z                                                                                     Who that, who that, F-F-F-R-E-E-Z                                                                                  Roll

This is the first parody I'm posting. I will GREATLY appreciate your feedback. If you like it, I got 4 more. (I forgot I also parodied Lorde's "Royals")

ALSO

Please mind the hellish formatting. My computer was being the most retarded thing in the univers when I did this. I'll try and fix it when I can. 