Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24208224-20131201053921/@comment-24108228-20131201121049

This seems like a fun idea for a Forum Game. Get this off the general discussion board.

Assuming this is an ideal world where the server will NEVAR shut down, my internet is perfect and I have no limitations to when I will leave, these are my solutions.

If I wanted to make friends with them (most likely, allys that powerful are hard to come by),I would probably do one of my famous "Frigate Runs". I go to my favourite mainland forest, and level up my shipbuilding so fast, I make a frigate before my hunger runs out. I give it to the tribe, and say it is a gift from me. Depending on their reaction, I would ask for food, or leave, starve (storing all first), and make more frigates. I will then give them frigates until they ask me to be their shipbuilder. Crisis solved, and I have made some remarkably powerful friends, and we would build a floating island together, and build cacti spawnjails that touch the sky.

Assuming that I dislike them to a huge extent, (I catch them swearing or backstabbing a local tribe supplying them with buildings), I would probably lead a rebellion (ignoring food and just storing all when I starve). I would stay hidden, and do my normal list of activities to get steel (though I would have to use their forge to make the tools), then mine sulphur at magma, coming in through the back entrance, and ignoring coal, as I can get that elsewhere. Once I have a lot, I would mine coal at canyon, and make gunpowder. Gather an army, (secretly), and start blowing holes in the walls put around food, starting with wheat, berries, and apples, giving them free to tribes so they can farm them. I will head by them every so often to restock on food. Once a lot of the food jails are blown to pieces, I will block off the mithril mines with palisade and structure walls, fireproofed of course, and doing likewise with the sulphur so they can't blow their way in. After we have left them to slowly run out of mithril for various causes, (drowning when they try to replace the walls we blow up), we will dash in for one last strike, blow up everything in their village when they least expect it, and make them ragequit. Then we would celebrate the day when we restored the food to the land, and make huge floating statues out of cheese held up by wells, and become famous.

If they are on a rampage, destroying everyone and making sure nobody can advance, I would make a harbour, and fish on an artificial island in the corner of the map closest to the lonely lynx on mainland, and troll the heck out of the mithril noobs by using the move tool to give bugsharks to tribes, while they have no idea what is going on.

Noob leader: "WTF? We spent hours blocking off every food source, and magic flying fish are going to all the tribes!?!"

Slave: "I told you that you should have blocked off the ores instead..."

Slave 2: "I still think they should have just done something productive with their time, like build a floating statue made of cheese"

Noob leader: *Ragequit*