Board Thread:QQ Threads/@comment-24208224-20141002013233

Everyone dies ingame, but there is one death out there that is there worst.

I'll start:

I was well developed ingame. My gear/armour set consist of these end-game items: 2 picks, 2 hatchets, 2 crossbows, 2 spears, 1 woven vest and 1 quiver. Stationed over Ore Island was a floating medieval house decked to the roof with gunpowder. A catapult sits on top of the roof. In reality, eating lunch results to food coma.

While I was up on the roof, scrolling through the wikia, it rained blight for a good half-minute before realized what happened. Nothing much happened, except I was near death with exactly 10% health. Rushing to the private door of the house, I plotted to go to flax to create herbal remedies. After the rain subsided, I climbed on the roof, tried to store my weaponry (2 M. Hatchets, the armour, and 2 crossbows) and shot towards Flax Island. I flew short, bouncing twice into the water, then my health reaches nil.

Go imagine oneself holding an oil lamp. Accidentally, the lamp tips and marks a significant amount of oil on your sleeve, enough for an airliner to fly from Europe to North America. The lamp also nicks a piece of cotton on your shirt, and the cotton catches and combustion occurs. You rush to smother your sleeve with your other hand, but it just pains you. You try fumbling through the buttons, but alas, they were stuck. Don't worry, your arm is just scarred with 3rd degree burns with blacken fabric stuck to it.

I swam towards Flax hastily. I forgot that I didn't store my items because I said "stor/all". There was some boat blocking my course, and tried to jump over it, only to fall short and waiting 3 seconds for the meter to regen. It was so close. I swam up right to the herbs, selected a tool, and spam-clicked every herb.

Guess what?

I foraged all the herbs. 