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Name: Vadered

Age: 25

Gender: Male

Other: Does not believe in magic.

Vadered reached up and pulled himself out of the depths of the boat, before the floor suddenly gave way and he plunged through the wooden planks and landed, luckily enough, on a mattress.

Vadered looked around a while longer before quickly picking himself off the floor and walking out of the boat. All of a sudden, he fell into shallow water, slightly shocked at feeling water. Vadered stared at the land before him for a good ten minutes before looking back at his boat. The boat, which was more of a kayak, was torn to shreds by the rock it had been resting upon. Vadered violently stood up, notcing strange scorch marks on the kayak and leaped back into the boat, hoping to scavenge anything that remained. Seeing a crossbow on a bookshelf, he walked over to it before realizing it was only a model crossbow, useless for combat. He began searching for food in a barrel when a loud shriek rang out through the kayak, and the barrel fell into the ocean. Vadered quickly lept backwards, stumbled over debris on the floor and held onto the sturdy supports for the deck. Unexpectedly, the support broke away in his hand causing Vadered to stumble out of the kayak just as the entire deck came crashing down. Vadered quickly turned back to the kayak and stared in shock as it disintegrated and fell into the water. Vadered shuddered, thinking what would have happened if he was still on that boat. A loud boom was heard as the kayak crashes to the ocean floor. Vadered looked around him, wondering how he would survive on this island without his boat. There seemed to be a cave opening in the distance; he would be safe inside the cave. As Vader approached the cave, he heard low growls and rumbles from beyond the cave. Whatever was out there, it sounded dangerous. He suddenly found himself wishing for that model crossbow within the kayak and was about the return to the ship to fetch it when he realized that the entire ship was destroyed. He stood still for a moment, digesting that fact before eyeing a tree with apples not far from him. The apples looked promising, and although they were probably poisonous, there was only one way to find out. He stepped up to the tree and swiped at an apple before realizing that there was no realistic way for him to reach the apples; they were far, far away from his head. With even this option of survival being crushed, he turned back into the cave, thinking he was better off trying his luck with the cows on the other side. As he was striding gracefully through the cave, he pondered upon how he had ended up on this island. He could only remember demonic screams and cries from something from the sky before he lost consciousness. He had finished walking through the cave, and now was staring in awe at the huge creatures on the other side. Giant, iron-armored beasts armed with huge horns erupting from their heads were wading in a shallow pool of water. One of the tanklike beasts noticed him, before setting up a thunderous roar, terrifyingly hot air steaming out of it's rear exhaust, roaring like a thousand turbines, the seemingly steel beast roared towards Vadered, setting up it's horn like a huge cannon ready to fire. Vadered turned around and fled, noticing that the tanklike creatures could certainly not run for a long time without refueling. The beast's turbinelike engine roared as it thundered over the land, it's hooves smashing the ground like iron rollers, air hot enough to vaporise a bear spitting out of it's rear. A strange scream which would have frightened the gods erupted from the mighty beast as it started gaining on Vadered, it's cannonlike horn vibrating as it tilted it towards Vadered, ready to fire. The cave was only a few meters away, Vadered knew it would not be able to follow him through the cave. The distance between the mass of roaring turbines, strange seemingly steel armor, and mighty horn-cannon and the fleeing human closed as Vadered neared the edge of the cave, tripping suddenly over a rock as the tanklike monster caught up to him...

I just realized how messy this was, I apologize for this and will type the next chapters orderly.