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Me, being a motivated little bugger, have started writing a book series. It was inspired by the S303 RP. It basically tells the story of Zodiac and how he came to be and stuff. It is currently 11 M-Word pages long, 29 if you put it in Reading Mode. So far, the Canyon Tribe has tried to invade Paradise, only to have half the tribe wiped out in the process. I/Zodiac has invented the Orlikin (no relation to the firework bazooka Banana made. The Orlikin is an actualy gun IRL. I choose that name because there was nothing else to chose.) which can destroy a War Sloop in a single shot, or severly damage it. Close to the current end, Canyon is completely wiped out.

How Canyon Was Wiped Out
So basically, Z comes home one day to find two armor-clad raiders; one in Iron, one in Leather. He kills the one in Leather instantly with his Crossbow and nails the other in the stomach. He goes up on the ridge where the intruders were. He asks Iron Man what tribe they belonged to. IM says Canyon. Z decapitates both of them, put their heads in a crate full of bread, and leaves it with a note saying "dont come back" by Canyon's entrance.

He kills a Canyon guard the next day after seeing what was going on at Canyon. The guard, not realizing that Z is Z, tells him they're planning to attack Paradise the next day. Z kills the guard, decapitates him, and sticks his head to the guards raft with the guards own sword. Z is on a Catamaran while this is all happening. He pushes it back to Canyon then flees home where he adds defenses and crafts the Orlikin (4 Planks, 5 Steel, 4 String, and 2 S. Bush Stumps. Ammo is a Rod; GP + Handle + Iron) And places it down on a thick structure wall.

An hour later, the invasion force comes. 1 War Sloop with 9 people, a Catamaran with 1 person, and 2 Large Sailboats with 2 people each. Z fires his crossbow and nails a guy in a sailboat. He fires at the other one and misses. He fires the Orlikin at the sailboats and wipes both out. The Sloop hits shore and Z fires a Rod into the invasion force, killing all of them. He notices the catamaran fleeing, and nails the guy with a bolt.

He collects all of the armor and weapons from his killed attackers, including a full set of Mithril Armor and 2 Mithril Swords and a Mithril Spear. He completely mutilates their bodies and puts their heads in one crate, their torsos in another, their limbs in a third, and their organs in the last one. he makes a large sailboat and pushes his catamaran plus the crates to Canyon. he goes home on his catamaran.

As he gets home, he notices a pigeon (yes, there are pigeons. live with it. theres chainmail and carbon steel as well) with red cloth tied around one of its legs. This pigeon belongs to Magma (Yellow cloth=Plateau, gray cloth=Canyon). He ties a note to the leg saying that half of Canyon is gone and that they are vulnerable. He says he'll give them armor and weapons plus a chunk of Pure BS if they attack.

When he goes to Canyon the next morning, Magmani are completely destroying the place. He joins the fray, decapitating many Canyoneerers before being approached by M. Tribes leader. They then work our an agreement for a victory feast at Paradise later that day.

Z prepares like crazy. Cooking pies, making juice, and spicing bento. M. Tribe comes with Stew and Fish. As they are enjoying their feast, they are attacked by a tribe calling themselves the Renegades. They have come to avenge to destruction of Canyon.

Z notices a man clad in full BS Armor. An Orlikin rod does nothing to him. It takes 7 rods from 3 Deck Bows collectivly to kill him (2 Planks, 3 Steel, 2 Rope, 1 S. Bush Stump). The attacking force is destroyed, but the Magmani lose 9 people. They bury their dead in the hill, but not before Z gets the truth out of the last POW.

The Rebuilding of Canyon
The Magmani don't attack the remaining Renegades at Spire, leading to the creation of the Second Canyon Tribe. They don't attack Z because they know it will be pointless to do so and will most likely end up getting wiped out in the process.

Current Situation
Z is living in peace for several weeks before the arrival of the others. From there, all sh*t starts to flow downhill.

Ending as I Have Planned It
Z and Cactus, along with the rest of the Paratroopers and Magmani, are captured by Banana, leader of the Plateauists. They manage to escape on a war sloop they are chased all around the map until they reach Goldrock. There, the Paratroopers and Magmani make their last stand against to Plateauists. As Z is about to fire the Orlikin again, he is kicked off of the rock cave of the lynx by Banana. From there, a fierce sword fight ensues. Z hacks off Bs right hand and kills the two lynx that reside there in the battle. He slams B into the rock cave and asks him to give him one good reason as to why he shouldn't kill him. B gives a sarcastic answer, knowing he'll die either way. Z thrusts his sword through Bs stomach and Bs sword through his right shoulder.

As he stands up, B stabs Z in the thigh with a knife. Z falls to the ground and yells for Cactus. He explains and has Cactus use his/her Blak Magick to heal him. He goes to the shore where the Paras and Mags have sucessfully held off the Plats. The remaining large sailboats occupants put their hands up in surrender. Z says "not if hell freezes over" and fires a rod at them. cheers erupt from the sloop.

He has B healed and thrown into the brig. As they're celebrating, thumping noises come from below deck. Zodiac grabs both Mithril Swords he has. As Banana runs out of the brig he lunges at him with both swords.

Notification
The ending probably wont happen in the actual RP. But hey, you never know. 