Board Thread:Random Stuff/@comment-24506668-20131104222403

I made a "caffinefic" of my NaNoWriMo novel about the invasion of the fangirls. CnC.

"omg, omg stop" laughed elena "im not using caps and im using internet speak but i cri evry tiem when u threaden to kill us all"

crykov stopped attempting to claw at zig, who somehow made an unbreakable barrier. "oh yea well i have the wepon desktruction tekniqe lelelele"

zig facepalmed then slammed his head into the 4th wall which broke it and said "dude weapon distruction wood only work on actual wepons not some stupid stick staff thing im holding lol"

"omg omg the 4th wall broke" skreamed rena "even me valkyrie tech desendenckmey cannot call upon aids to repair it prepare 4 rabid fangirls omg"

and the crack in the 4th wall grew bigger and bigger and out spilled a whole bunch of fans of this book with no title currently. they put up giant posterboard signs saying stuff like zig x one and bring back elena's bff. 1 blushed at the mention but pulled out a whole bunch of lol flying knives like the ones somewhere else.

"ahh its the invasion of the rabid fan girls sentries get rdy" Oitemn's supreme leader bellowed.

"wait what arent u dead werent you killed by -" elena got cut off by one

"spoilers omg stop im crying" cried 1 with milk running dwon his face

"oh ok then" said elena in an ok.jpg face

crykov started screaming when the fangirls almost ran over her/him/whoever it was and finally announced "omg fine ill allicance with u but thats \the only time if this doesnt stop there will be no elena to kill myself lol"

"stop saying lol thats my phrase ;3" the lolguy typed

"Dude, minus 100 respect if you ever use the lol or cancer emoticon again," the Grammar Nazi stated.

elena fell on her mnees and screamed "ahhh mind warp umg whats happening even this stuff cant happen in dimension h ahhh get me out of her"

"lol gg" lolguy replied

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHSDAFJAKLWEJOIAKFWJEKLF" The Grammar Nazi's face flustered red in anger and exploded. Literally.

"haha wow i didnt know the grmmr nakzi could turn super sayin haha gz gn" reofled rena "that defies all laws of logik but then were in demsnson h so yah ok"

and the gns explosusn rippd a hole in the demsnsons and earthlings came on.

"omg omg *fangirlsqueal* is that justn bleeperir!!11!11!1!111!!!!" fangirl skueld elena

the fangirls crowed around justiyn bleeperyere!!!111!111!!!!!1 and started akting like people when they see donuts for free on the rodside. due to this 1 got an idea on getting rid of fangirls. a lightbulb apperd above 1s head as he sed

"lel gg guiys i got an idea 2 (lol geddit im 1 :3) drive off fangurlz elts sel justing pbledbr in demsnson z aund den fangulrs wil follow him k"

and so rena, elena, zig, 1, crykov, suprem leder of Oitemn, and the spontaneouslyy combusted gn combined their powers of friendship 2 dispel justin 2 dimenson z and then the fungrls vanished.

"haha lol lets get back on 2 me clawing ur gutz out :-)" growled krykov

elena noddeed and sed "yea i agree /support +1 resplkt" and pulled out her blazing spirit IV sword full of flaming hot flame things that looked liek flames.

"btw zing" 1 frowned "why u break 4th wall omg u tartor"

and every1 (lol geddit 1 haha) turnd toward zig and pulled out ther wepons

"uh oh" was all zingszig could sey

The End. 