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My amazing restaraunt!

Once, when I was bored, I decided to start playing 303 after a while. My first aspiration was to be a chemist. I went to canyon with a bunch of pickaxes, and started to mine coal and sulphur like hell. I made 4 bombs in total. I then decided to take part in a tribe that resided in magma. However, they were called the raiders, and due to the fact that they were stupid enough to "raid" (which from someone of his mentality probably meant "kill everyone and burn down their village even though in the end it was a complete waste"), they all starved. Of course, the #1 rule of dealing with idiots in 303 is to know when to run away in their time of need, so I quickly abandoned them.

Next aspiration: get high architecture. I already had 5 architecture, and I built a longhouse to get 6. I then built a stone longhouse for the hell of it. I was bored after all that crafting, so I decided to go and mess somebody up. I saw a soloist settling on lynx. He had a dinky little village that took up the entire island, and I decided to blow it up. I put my 4 bombs in his forge, farm, longhouse, and forge again, and detonated them all. He then said "not nice" and ragequit, oblivious to the fact that he could just retool the buildings.

 I then decided to settle on bento, and make a tycoon there. I first set down a sandstone hall, locked by a private door and topped with a red flag. I put a stone longhouse near it, for residency by others. I then started fishing. A lot. I eventually was able to catch big tunas and swordfish, and decided to open up shop. My first customer was reese(numbers), the head of the still-starving raiders tribe. I gave her a tuna, and to-go I gave her a halibut. When I asked what to pay with, she said she didn't have anything. Not willing to be annoyed with roblox players' crappy sense of judgement and management, I just told her it was free. Then, a mithrilite and smithing extraordinare, stoneshot, came onto the island. He decided to take some fish too, and said he would give 1 mithril for a bughark, a fair deal.

 Before I started to fish again, somebody named godzillaconer320 came into the server and spawned in bento, staring in awe at my restaraunt. He was obviously a noob, and didn't know much. When he asked for a fishing rod, I gave him the recipe to make a fishing rod. I let him eat some of the surplus at my restaraunt, but for the most part he was a waste of space. He was also a terrible helper, eating most of the food I told him to grab when cooked instead of foraging it. I then caught a bugshark. I decided to cook it, and sell it to stoneshot. A few other people were watching, and then some bastard stole my bugshark! The suspects were ProSince80s, godzillaconer320, and sony(numbers).

While I was trying to make the suspects shut up and give me the bugshark, stone went rogue and insane. He started randomly killing everybody he saw. We decided to make a tribe for the sole purpose of taking stone down. After joining the tribe, ProSince80s admitted to stealing the bugshark, disrespectfully calling it a mere "fish". I decided to go to spire, gear myself up, and terminate stone. I made Reinforced Iron Armor, A steel sword, and a crossbow (I already had quite a bit of smithing from operating the coin press at my tycoon in bento). After gearing up, I ordered the tribe to look for stone, but not getting 50 studs or more close to him.

One of the tribe members spotted stone at mainland, and I took out my crossbow, got onto the coast (he spotted me sailing near the island) and took my best shot. I needed to aim perfectly at the head to kill him. I line up the shot and fired. Stone was killed, and all of his mithril stuff gone. He left the server in boredom. Then, a hacker called TheSpeedRacist appeared, with a mithril sword and reinforced mithril armor. He had speed hacks, identical to having invisible lighthouses everywhere or gluing stuff to your butt. He killed everyone, and soon he quit hen everyone else did. I then left the server, because ROBLOX is no fun alone.  