Board Thread:Random Stuff/@comment-30638561-20131127222227/@comment-24046900-20131204025653

 Dr. Ze Medic: Ello? Ello? Is zhis thing on? Ach, good. Zhis is Docktorr Ze Medic, and I am about to test SCP-3's reaction to pizza. Are you ready to proceed, Docktorr Nesdjs?Dr. Nesdjs: Yes sir, ready to begin test.

Dr. Ze Medic: Excellent! I am now introducing the pizza to 3... hmm, zhe subject seems to have already figured out zhe test material.

Dr. Nesdjs: Making a note; 'subject shows high capacity for learning'.

Ze Medic: Now zhe subject is lookink right at me, almost as if it... MEIN GOTT! MEIN butt! IT'S GOT MEIN butt! OH ZHE AGONY! ZHE AGONEEEEEEEEEEEEY!

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