Board Thread:Guides/@comment-24739946-20140419233716/@comment-24739946-20140426230433

NoBanana wrote:

NoBanana Wrote:

Can we move on? This is dragging on, we've made our points, and there are other methods for making someone ragequit. Yeh. This is slowly de-railing into a raiding guide. Please get back on topic people.

Anyways, another good trolling tactic reminds me of one of NoBanana's schnanigens.You could easily train your shipbuilding to a high level, and build a lovely Big Comfy Couch. Drive it onto the ridiculously large landmass known as Mainland ( or Farmers Island for the new map, preferably mainland) park it somewhere, get on a huge plateau, (with a woven vest and crossbow) pull out the crossbow and have a friend or 2 that you can trust watch your back.

Then, of course, snipe of anyone who would hijack your floating couch, and have your friend(s) on guard, ready to stab anyone who attacks. At the same time, if anyone complains "umg tha waz ma flying coch y u kill meh!!!" just say that stealing is wrong.

However, you may have noticed a single flaw: while you were climbing your awesome sniping hideout, someone might have stolen your couch, well, you could easily protect it by having your friends build a wooden vilage around the couch, and if anyone asks, they are worshipping "the epic couch". Have them climb the ladder and burn down the vilage once you are done with your ladder.

At around the same time, arm them with mithril weapons, but NO armor stronger than steel, as this will drive away people too much for your troll to actually work.