Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24208224-20131201053921/@comment-15910702-20140603191602

le smrt brein

Tell them that you found a secret source of food on mainland on another server that gives you +100 of each Hunger/HP/Tirst that needs to be crafted with apples and berries before eating but if you eat it before it wont give you any stats but it will make you be able to shoot fire. Claim that they are a secret kind of mushroom that is named "Mushroom" that are in mainland cave. The noobs (if noobish enough) will try and eat the mushroom but will die. Since Poison/Mushrooms does not make you die instantly they might panic and die once they realise there health is 0.

The noobs will be gone from the area that they came from and any food (even if just flax) will be sufficient to sustain your life.

Then you can block up the island and kill anyone who enters with the ultimate weapon................................ Battle Clubs!