User blog:69faab6268350295550de7d587bc323d/Personal log of 303 related things

Oh, wait, I just had the best idea ever. Chicken hockey. You put a chicken in a box and hit it with fast land vehicles until it goes through the goal. Oh, wait, I have a better idea. Making a giant colosseum out of medieval walls and then having helpless players armed with stone spears fight against a captive teraphyx. Bless the souls of the 18,987,284,297 people who got mauled in its acquisition.

-TheRnizam, Mentlegan Extraordinare! (talk) 05:58, December 27, 2013 (UTC)

SPACE: A GUIDE

SO YOU WANNA GO TO SPACE WHILE BEING GUIDED BY SOMEONE IN BOLD CAPS OKAY SO FIRST YOU NEED A BUNCH OF BOMBS AND THEN STRAP THEM TO THE BOTTOM OF A FAST LAND VEHICLE AND THEN MAKE THEM GO KABOOM AND YOU ARE IN SPAACE AND THEN YOU LAND AND YOUR FACE GETS SHOVED INTO THE GROUND AND THE SIPSCO DIRT IS DELICIOUS AND THEN YOU EAT YOUR WAY OUT AND THEN ONCE YOU ARE DONE REALIZE THAT YOU ONLY WENT 30 STUDS UP!

Materials recovered form space: A blank book, mithril, a hot pocket, a shelf containing video games including Half-Life and Plumbers Don't Wear Ties, Scarfacial's experiment gone wrong, A teraphyx, and a photo of a planet made entirely of teraphyx.

-TheRnizam, Mentlegan Extraordinare! (talk) 01:54, January 1, 2014 (UTC)