User blog:Humanian/The Really SCARY and SPOOKY Adventures of SCARY Guy

As he was young, Scary Guy was made fun of because of his name. They said his name was stupid and idiotic and mindbogglingly flatulenceful. Scary Guy thought many suicidal thoughts but then he got contacted by a raccoon, the raccoon said "Scary Guy! I've been looking everywhere for you, we need you to go to the SCARY Kingdoms of SCARYNARNIA, you're the only one who can survive!" Scary Guy, being really hated said "you bet your no-no square I will!"

Scary Guy packed his stuff up in no time and headed to the SCARY Kingdoms of SCARYNARNIA where there was a SCARY bad guy he had to viciously  murder. There wasn't anything to stop him from getting there but then-he got a rash. He couldn't stand the rash as it was around his no-no square and his parents taught him to only scratch his nether regen when he was alone in his room. Scary Guy was about to give up when he saw a fairy who had some rash repelant so, Scary Guy did what any logical person would do, he killed the fairy and continued on his journey!

The  SCARY Kingdoms of SCARYNARNIA were scary. They had a spooky entrance with scary ghost that looked scary, and a scary exterior with super spooky scary monsters that even scared the scariests of scary guys, Scary Guy. But Scary Guy didn't stop, with his rash repelled and his bowel recently emptied he wouldn't-no he couldn't stop. He went inside the SCARY Kingdoms of SCARYNARNIA and got out his diarrhea medicine and sprayed it on thee SCARY bad guy. The SCARY bad guy said "lol u kilt me u buthole i wil kil u u noob lol u suck nuuub i wil ask my army 2 kil u u noob ownt".

Scary Guy was victorious, nothing could stop him. Now he could take over the-

THE SCARY and SPOOKY END

or                      is                                                    it?

A sneak peak of the sequel...

Scary guy grasped his knife and slowly ascended his hand toward the stranger's shivering throat. The stranger gulped as he went cold, frozen with fear. The Scary Guy savoured every suffering moment of the stranger's demise as he slowly continued to put more and more pressure onto onto the knife, cutting his throat in an extremely slow yet painful way. The stranger's bloodcurdling scream generated more enjoyment for the Scary Guy. The stranger finally died from his excruciating encounter with the Scary Guy. The Scary Guy glared, unblinkingly, at the stranger's dead body and bent down towards the deeply slashed throat. He opened his mouth and pressed it against the deep gash and sucked every last drop of blood out of the stranger's soulless corpse. He stood up once again and looked down at the pale body as he slowly gave a slight grin.