Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24739946-20140408000907/@comment-24046900-20140411222324

I have the perfect solution! I would wonder WHAT THE CRUD AM I DOING BUILDING A FORTRESS AS AN IRON NEWBIE. Then I would wonder why I didn't hop steel and go to mithril.

Okay, seriously, I retool everything, I attach a few explosives to my head and body, kamikaze them, and thats that.

Edit: If I am defending my fort, then why can't I MOVE it so it doesn't DIE? Isn't that the POINT of defence? So your things don't DIE? I agree with that invisible tropical fruit thats yellow. (Presumably)