Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-5354667-20140723155446/@comment-24108228-20140802225537

''Oh no! You posted a short post! They're not allowed! Quickly, add some pointless detail about the sunset or bunnies to pad out your post!''

Banana Banana was starting to lose faith in the fact that the man he was talking to was sane, and seeing a crossbow poking out of a rucksack that the man was wearing, Banana decided that aggravating him wasn't the best of ideas.

"Sure." said Banana, "But would you like something to eat first? It's getting late, and I have to make these materials into gunpowder before the wildlife gets at them." Banana indicated to a large pile of ores that occupied his own rucksack, some of which looked highly toxic, the rest was clearly very flammable. "I'd feel terrible if I indirectly caused one of these bunnies to die from the sulphur in there.", said Banana, looking cautiously at a family of bunnies that were passing by.