Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24108228-20131121235429

We were all noobs once. Some of us were noobs for more extended periods of time than others, but we were all noobs before we were pros.

However, some people really stretch the definition of noob. The actions they perform and words they speak can be very comical, and this is what this discussion is about. Sharing the experiences of noobish actions people have performed, and enjoying the complete stupidity of the ROBLOX community.

Here are a few of my experiences.
 * Someone spamming chat, insisting that somebody should be banned for killing them inside their territory. Apparently, it was ok to burn, bomb, and destroy a settlement, but if you kill somebody in their territory you will get banned from 303 (they actually said this). They repeatedly yelled in ALL CAPS RAGE that we should read the rules, as it supposedly says it there.


 * Attempting to burn a fireproofed hut, and reporting the player for hacking when they failed to do so. They ignored my attempts to tell them that you can fireproof buildings in this game.


 * Attacking me with battle clubs when I passed through their village with a burning head I had got from the spirit of Halloween. They thought I could burn their village, and were very angry when the buff finally wore off. I destroyed them with iron tools and gave them a lecture on being nice to visitors. They rage quit.

When posting your experiences, do not post things like 'some dude destroyed my village with mithril and bombs, and I didn't even do anything. WHAT A NOOB!'. They will have had a reason to do so (though it was probably them being bored jerks), and if they had mithril and bombs, they probably were not very nooby. 