Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-24108228-20150710213234/@comment-26462472-20150713234635

NoBanana wrote:

What if cows were hostile? The center of Mainland will become a kill zone. The stream of refugees from fleeing Mainlanders will overwhelm the surrounding islands, placing Canyon, Spring, and Bento into a time of poverty. Tribe leaders on all three of the islands have a shard of humanity, and let them stay, much to the dismay of the original inhabitants. Tension between the two groups grows, leading to acts of violence and theft. Food supplies are running low, and it is now a Battle Royale on all three islands.

"Politics are foolish," gasps a starving man, crushing a rat in his hands and shoving it in his hungry jaws, "Our foreign policy... Hah... and it couldn't keep our mighty Yasobento region together... so not sugoi!"

His eyes widen as he notices several boats sailing towards the Bento Island shore, each captained by mean, lean, 93% non fat non-GMO 100% real beef bovines, each having its crimson stained teeth bared and ready to devour.

Soon, humanity will be no more, and the cows will eventually be in a 700 year war with the similarly feared Teraphyx.

What if NoBanana became an admin (don't answer this NoBanana)?