Board Thread:General Discussion/@comment-24108228-20140608151539/@comment-24977768-20140622050235

Or...

1. Make friends with the spire dude using a giant statue of fried chicken.

2. When he goes into his forge, slap in imported bento with gunpowder stuck to him so he runs inside.

3. Jump off spire.

4. Laugh

Spire God: "What the-" BOOM

5. Scream, "I EXPLODED THE SPIRE GOD!!! RESPECT ME AND JOIN TOGETHER AT ONCE, AND CALL OFF THE BOUNTY HUNTERS!!!"

Or just use dual wielding crossbows.