Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-24108228-20140917162847/@comment-25370207-20140921033746

I'll prepare for about thirty minutes, then call on him saying "Yeah I'm evil, come get me you nub! ;D" since we're all gonna die anyway. Everyone dies. No exceptions.

If he doesn't come, I'll continue making bombs and gunpowder(which if I'm not mistaken, I should have already made around 8 bombs and a few GP left, cconsidering I'm in Magma with my tribe) and making large leaves to cover them under, and three flint/steels for max efficiency for each member of the tribe, along with some (I don't really want to share this strategy knowing that only I use it, so I'll skip this part ;D). It would take only one burning large leaf to detonate one from 15 studs away. Bombs/GP on the floor, covered with leaves. Yeah. Much creative. Then put pavilions on top. I need those columns.

And the time he comes, we would've turned the magma cave into an inescapable nuke. I'll put on my violet armor and wait for him to run after me. All the time, running zigzag against the pavilions and burning everything on the way, probably also shouting "LALALALALA HAHAHAHAHA WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE" and doing things I usually do when playing with someone who knows how to use glitches.

Of course he'll hit me. That's when I'll jump up and down the pavs then hide between columns, or have a tribe member distract him using my bucket/armor strategy. And light the leaves below him. He should've exploded by now, along with everyone else.

If somehow none of the bombs worked, I'll use the weakness of using the armor glitch then put a bomb right to his face. He won't be able to move.

Yeah... it's kamikaze suicide, but I couldn't think of a more fun way to kill someone like the Epik Guy. No amount of armor can protect you from bombs 10 studs away from you. ;D(12 x number of bombs + 5 x number of spare GP = ores wasted)

(If not that, yewbeams/crossbows as Qoazi suggested. *sigh*)