Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-27519393-20160102051338/@comment-24108228-20160103001109

So I wrote a long post. Then my interwebs browser ate it. Here's a shorter version.

My Roblox character is a redcoat, so I can't think of any magical powers. But since that seems to be half the fun in this .exe, I'll grant him moustache hypnosis, he can convince/hypnotise people nearby to do his bidding. Only one at a time though, no server takeovers. And then they should both RQ and I can release the prisoners. Somehow. I'll probably end up making a lot of ladders.
 * 1) Give in to the hackers, hand over valuables, don't fight back. These guys have Unobtainium, you can't fight that.
 * 2) Quickly get farming 2, "convince" someone to give me a fish and stone pickaxe, and then make a catapult.
 * 3) While everyone's still recovering, attach a seat to the catapult's launch brick, get flung to top of walls, then hop off the seat, and land in the sea on the other end. Swim towards flax, mine four iron, make a raft, raft towards desert.
 * 4) Glitch into admin cave. There's still a couple methods for doing this, although I think the remaining ones are covered by the rules. Nonetheless, desperate times call for desperate measures.
 * 5) Start apple farm, make forge and iron sickle. Use apples to make holiday trees and a larger apple plantation.
 * 6) Once I have a big holiday tree plantation, I should be getting a steady stream of presents. Open them until I get an unobtainium paintbrush, then leave the cave (yes, this will take hours. But reporting the hackers is a cop out as far as I'm concerned).
 * 7) Make dye from a cooked fish, giving it that delightful light orange-pink hue.
 * 8) Go to hacker's base. Wait until one goes out, and hypnotise the other into asking for some exotic material that can't be found anywhere nearby.
 * 9) While I wait for the second hacker to return, I paint their base pink, terrain and all.
 * 10) After the first second hacker starts coming back, quickly "/store all", and release the first hacker. Reset, and watch them suddenly panic as they find their entire base has been irreversibly painted a eye-melting slightly unnatural shade of pink.