Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-25296344-20141007233751/@comment-24108228-20141008193854

I was a paradise dwelling noob. I had a battle club and a friend (similarly equipped) and neither of us knew of the existence of the wiki. After fending off yet another invader of our beautiful island (a guy who spawned there) we were building a small village of huts, mills, and granaries, when suddenly out of the blue the guy who I had killed suddenly returned with iron weaponry and killed us both. We both ragequit, and I found the wiki, learning of all the secrets of the game. After some practice, I was proficient in the game, and I learnt to harness the ways of steel. Unfortunently the very same raider had thwarted me every time I played, but the last time we met was the greatest.

I was the ruler of a large tribe on bento, wielding steel weaponry (the rest of my tribe's weapons ranged from the mithrilite's sword of a guy who tagged along, to the battle club of the members who joined after spawning on the island). Suddenly, littlefis joined the server. Going through his instinctive joining procedures, which included the following: He found my tribe, being quite the specticle, and asked if he could join. I drew my sword. He realised what he had done. Frantic pleading followed, but to no avail. He raged, ragequit, and then ragequit ROBLOX entirely, his account being inactive for over a year.
 * Join.
 * Make a raft.
 * Find the biggest tribe.
 * Join them and take their best weaponry, then run off and do absolutely nothing but kill weaker players on the server.