Talk:New Map - Islands/@comment-11266124-20140405213537/@comment-5405412-20140406211641

Banana, I know that blowing up anything won't work. At all. In fact it will just waste a ton of time, making all the Gunpowder, but that's exactly why I'm doing it! Once I waste that time, I'll go to the dumpster out back, retrieve it, and then, in theory, I'll have never wasted any time! Then I'll spend that previously wasted time looking for the secret of Catacomb.

And I can change the past, I have a pocketwatch that let's me time travel, it's in the attic (we don't have basements in Florida, we're basically at sea-level, trying to make a basement would just flood the place).