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"Meow," the Teraphyx roared, charging at the island's only inhabitant, Cactus. Its hooves clopped up and down, sloshing the shallow waters, rapidly increasing in speed. Just as it was about to charge head-first into its prey, possibly about to impale the poor male/female's torso with its sharpened horns, it slammed into the shallow wall of sand. The Teraphyx whinnied in annoyance, yet still determined to maul its prey, followed the human as far as it could go, pressed against the sand.

Cactus sighed. Why must the only source of meat on the island be so agressive? He'd/She'd heard of wonderous beasts called 'Cows', a great source of protein, be docile even in the face of death. What he/she would do in order to replace the raging Teraphyx with such Cows, or even Chickens. It was a chore to slowly whittle down the black pelted beast with such a weak weapon, a Battle Club.

Still, meat was meat. A delicious treat to be enjoyed with the somewhat mundane diet of Carrots, Apples, and Bread. Cactus hefted his/her club and bashed the Teraphyx's head over and over, taking advantage of the sand keeping it caged within the water. By the tenth hit, it finally collapsed, quivering for a bit, then finally dead.

He/She was pleased. Hooray, a good dinner for tonight and something filling for breakfast. If only Cactus could have someone to share it with.