Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-24739946-20140707202029

Yes, we are in the age of exe's.

The issue
You have joined your server, when immediately you are confronted by two very well known people. Scarfacial, and someone named Laicafracs. They both explain to you that for whatever reason, they decided to test out some new features. The first of these features is that they have increased the player capacity to 40. Intresting, right? Well, that is just the tip of the iceberg. They have also put 3 secret unobbtainium ore veins in secret locations that only they and someother people know, as they upgraded their own admin tiers to various items named after internet slang, such as the pwnblade, and the 1337pick. They have also decided that they will not spawn in any admin tools, and will only spawn in 5 objects for each tribe.

Further more, they have most of the wikier's online in the server, and some strange people. They have all gathered into 2 great tribes, the floating tribe and the flying tribe. Laicafracs and Scarfacial rule over both, respectively, and have started a war. Currently they are in the "24 hours of neutrality" state in a war, where they prepare for battle. Once the day (and night) are over, the tribes will engage in heated combat, using all means to dispatch one another.

The flying tribe is a floating tribe high above rockma island, at the same height as the top of desert island. It cannot move in any way, and you have a feeling that something bad will happen if you try something illegitmate. (eg. dropping bombs off the island to kill invaders) It has an awesome defence mechanism that simply due to it's construction and location, but it makes it equally hard to get back on after gathering resources. It contains nearly every wikier, with TrialTest (nearly forgotten) as the right hand person of scarfacial. Both of them have full unobtainium sets.

The floating island, on the other hand, has somekind of wikier from a parrel universe, who got in using a portal, recived by throwing a chair out a window. It also cannot move in any way, and is an artificial island in the far corner away from everything, the closest islands being lynx and desert. They are located directly at the edge of the water (or the end of the world, soto speak). Their right hand man is... Annabon, who apparently bought his way upwards. (And by bought, I mean he paid a bunch of assinators to kill Tsetlairt and replacements) He and Laicafracs are both armed with full unobtainium.

Not just all this, but roblox has set all games in "Hardmode", meaning that once you join a server, you cannot leave in any means, including the exit menu, the alt-f4 combo, and even the "pulling the plug" trick. If you die in-game, your entire house will be nuked. Also, your new robotic butler can feed you food and water, and sleep no longer helps the human race in anyway dueto a very recent evolution. (I know that defies science, but hey, this is a puzzle.) You cannot use hacking in anyway (or exploiting glitches, with few exceptions, such as the fast cart and floating islands)

You then, are told that Scarfacial can teleport you (and himself) to the flying island, while Laicafracs can bring you to the other tribe, the floating tribe. You pick Scarfacial (sorry, no choices)and are instantly teleported on top of a king statue, which happens to be the centerpiece of a large, flying castle.

Directly underneath, is a slightly unnoticeable well holding the entire structure up, and around the king statue are roads made of stone slabs, being walked on by citizens and the occiasional cart filled with food or materials, dividing the area into 4 clear regions. You then clearup, realising the apprpriate surroundings. In the north-west of where the statue points, is the storage area, with loads of stuff. Food, ores, and other misc. items. North-east is the farming area, growing everything, corn, onions, apples, berrys, and even mushrooms, as well as a hen house and a man made cow pen made for milking and cheese production. (Don't ask how they got the cow up there.) South-west is the town-hall, and next to it are mandatory buildings, such as the smeltery or bakery. South-east is an area with large amounts of medieval houses, one for each citizen, which is 20 exactly, including yourself.

A hacker then barrels through the server, deleting all the ores, alloys, precious, hard to-get foods (Goodbye bugshark. :C) in the storage area. Strangely, nothing happens to the other tribe, when night suddenly, hits. Night, in this exe. is 23minutes, and once it is over, war begins.

Post your solution to make it the heck out of this situation!  