Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-30638561-20140304000217

Yes, it's back. If you never saw the previous one, it's simple; MURDER THE PERSON ABOVE YOU. For instance: (changes in form represent changes in people posting).

I am a banana.

'''I am a hungry monkey. Nom.'''

I am twitch plays Pokemon.

You eventually become schizophrenic because of all the voices in your head, and finally jump off a cliff for relief.

''I am darp, aka lucifer, aka that bastard, aka that guy who never dies, aka that guy who killed a dragon with drunk driving, aka Chuck Norris.

'''And then the sun went out. Amen, brother.'''

I R TEH PWNZ0R!

See, these kind of innocuous but menacing things.

Why again? Why not?

I am TOASTER MAN! The man with the ability to eat bread, pop it out as toast, and eat it again! 